no offense but i want to set you on fire
Dude is was bullshit
I was listening to music on my phone… In MY MUSIC… And I kept hearing bono and getting confused/pissed because I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING U2 on this thing.
Trying to cut chicken and I kept having to wash my hands to turn this shit off. Eat a fucking dick, apple.
Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen
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Milloux - Guadalupe