TitsAPoppin

no offense but i want to set you on fire

best-of-imgur:

how i imagine what its like to have a penis.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

how i imagine what its like to have a penis.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

idontlikeyourcat:

BROTP alert.

georgetakei:

He’s just spicing things up a bit.
Source: Awwww Pets - http://po.st/Atwivh

georgetakei:

He’s just spicing things up a bit.

Source: Awwww Pets - http://po.st/Atwivh

Dude is was bullshitI was listening to music on my phone… In MY MUSIC… And I kept hearing bono and getting confused/pissed because I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING U2 on this thing.Trying to cut chicken and I kept having to wash my hands to turn this shit off. Eat a fucking dick, apple.

Dude is was bullshit

I was listening to music on my phone… In MY MUSIC… And I kept hearing bono and getting confused/pissed because I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING U2 on this thing.

Trying to cut chicken and I kept having to wash my hands to turn this shit off. Eat a fucking dick, apple.

I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.

Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

(via helbigandswift)

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Milloux - Guadalupe